Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
(via thebootydiaries)
[READ MORE] Fuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!!! Fuck fuck fuuuuckk! Fuck! Fuuuck! Fuck!
Bust of the nymph/naiad Herkyna in the Herkyna River in Greece
(via annestanton)
Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.
the longer I look at this the harder I laugh
(via hannjolras)
my wife: i’m leaving you
me: why?
my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can’t take it anymore
me, quietly: lawful evil behavior
(Source: greelin)
I love this so much!
(Source: sixpenceee, via myend-ismybeginning)
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
(via bob-belcher)
